A new Dress Decree about to be released by the Dictator of Fiji!!!

The latest bizarre news leaked out of the 'water tight' regime (tche tche)   is a soon to be released decree prohibiting female  government workers from wearing long trousers to work. Obviously given the closed closet known religious background of the author of these decrees, what else do you expect? The only exception we suppose are female soldiers wearing military issue trousers of course. Then again soldiers are above the law! It seems judging from certain decrees such as the decriminalizing of consenting adult same sex, that there is a deep psychological gender crisis being made manifest by the legal author . As if to say, only she, Samimi, wears the pants and the balls to go with  on such highly public controversial issues!  Otherwise for mere female mortals in the service of our glorious most chaste  state- only  salulu  jamba lewa! and  sari betwa with  no midriff or  waistline showing! Next decree- loose sapo for all male government workers!  COMMENTS